only a jew would do something that dumb.
i am kite
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20th June 2005
this is what happens when trash gets a hold of money.
only a jew would do something that dumb.
Current Mood: i hate this dumb bitch.
13th December 2004
busted. don't talk to me. you're a snoop, and good try with the fake names and amnesia. if you hadn't put a fake journal name on my friends list in funny colors, i might have missed it and you might have been able to snoop on me. nice try getting me to say i made out with you. i remember names of just about everyone i make out with, or at least my friends know who it is and remind me constantly. i don't go for blondes. i don't get too drunk to remember people, there is no borders at the summit, or anywhere i've seen in alabama, the summit is also way far away to drive, when i just work right up the street from riverchase, where you don't live anyway. you are so busted, and if it's adam lackey, i will find out and i'm slitting your throat come tuesday.
Current Mood: bam!
1st July 2004
7th April 2004
6th April 2004
tonight was awesome. i hung out with cecelia. she's wondeful. me and audrey went to the summit and saw jake. mildred sure has the hots for him. and i think courtney passed it to me. the hots i mean. she and i had many a fun time in the car. i was actually hot, and brittany studdered. it was so funny. lola asked if i had a spare tank top... but i didn't. sandra laughed at me when i was leaning over my seat with my butt in the air. and after francis and i talked to jake we had an awesome drive home. including some chill time with a cigarette boy and his girlfriend. dana laughed at the situation. tracy also laughed at some racismness. and then belinda called me "katelyn" out of nowhere. so i've been calling natalie random names ever since. it makes julie laugh. that and BAAAA!!! i love kimmy. morgan makes me so happy. we have the best of times. :
point and case.
tonight was awesome. i love veronica.
oh yeah. adam called me. out of nowhere. it was weird. it made penelope irritated. sorry rachel.
Current Mood: fantastic
grrr. my mom is such a CRAPPY-DOO-DOO-BRAIN-FACE!!!! :
i got my car re-fixed. wahoo! and this time for free. props to caring.... tommy caring blue. she took me out today. we went to the beanhole. it was grand... kind of.
so today was fun. i took more crap about farting... again no pun intended. everyone thought it was hilarious... and mary said she wouldn't be able to live after having a hot guy physically force a fart out of her body. woodrow found it amusing. also amusing... chemo. he gives such good hugs. and he's adorable.
OH i met the tiny freshman today. the one who's probably too little to swim in the deep end. yeh. his name is ryan (just like the boy who makes farts come out of other people) and he knows my brother. he told me e was gay. i laughed soooo hard. and then i found out that our vocab test for spanish wasn't today after all. wahoo.
last night i was at mary's cheering her up. we worked on this rockin project... it rocks. and no, josh, you're not getting a word out of me as to what the project is or who it's for. you know too much already.
so i get to listen to my mom yell some more.
i saw marko today. he hasn't changed too much. he's still dumb and fat. and i still love it.
4th April 2004
today was marvelous.
i went to crossbridge and then i went home and then i went with erika. and then church. it sounds simple... but it was AWESOME!!!
i'm just high on life. and i love it.
and i love you.
splendid. (what an exchange!)
3rd April 2004
hello moon, hello death
i loved today. my mom made me do a bunch of stuff around the house. and then she made me write up plans on how i was going to bring up my grades. then after i wrote up the plans i took a shower and while i was getting dressed she started yelling at me. and she didn't stop for like half an hour... so i straightened my hair. then my mom made me go to chick fil a and see if i still have a job... and they were of course... shady. so i still don't know. wahoo. and then mary called. and i couldn't get back in touch with kalah... so i hung out with mary. we ran into katie at the mall. then we ate and i burped REALLY loud. it was really funny. and then we went cruising. we went up to the summit and were going to work on our project... but decided not to. so we went back cruising and wound up in mountain brook. we drove around for awhile and went by rutsky's and then we went by derosa's and then we went by a bunch of gorgeous places and took pictures of pretty flowers. i wish hoover was as gorgeous as that southside suburbian area. then we went up to the church in vestavia that takes my breath away. and then we went to molly's but vestavia's prom is tonight... so she wasn't there. her house is even more gorgeous now that they've moved in. i remember when timmy meyers was here and we wrestled on the golf course behind her house at 10pm before christmas when the house was still under construction. yeh. so we pooped at the house and then we left. and we went to see if jake was home... but he was at this kid's house so we drove over to rocky ridge to see him and saw john nagy on the way. and it turns out that mary knew one of jake's friends there. (ryan i think?) so they drove off in jake's dad's truck. it's a quad cab... LAME. so they finally came back (they used protection, i'm sure) and then me and mary left. and we went to get her remote from where she left it on the way to the church. and we saw nagy again. i met matt measel again... kinda. so we got the clicker and then went to brookwood. we got a hot dress from rich's. correction- mary got a hot dress from rich's. then we went to jake's and ryan was there. so we hung out for like ever. it was swell. then something really funny happened when ryan stood on my stomach. and jake's mom came up... so i decided to pop ryan's back... instead of straddle him. it was really funny. then i took mary home. and fought with chrisbrook. but we're cool now. wow that was alot. "good night and good riddance" ~somebody somewhere said this... but i forgot who. oh yeh JAKE IS MY OFFICAL CONFIRMED ABSOLUTE PROM DATE. :
Current Mood: content
2nd April 2004
April afternoon spent driving
the sky was blue :
sat next to me
and we drove
past houses and trees
and hills. the breeze
dancing with your hair
while your fingers sliced
through the air
miles per hour
and all the horse power
was dragging us on
to the top of the city
it was a church
and we danced in the parking lot
but never parked
we stayed until dark
when the stars in the sky
matched the city below
and we flew home.
behind the wheel
and you beside me
i've never been this free.
just an early april afternoon
Current Mood: poetic
drumroll please. :
the latest news on prom date potential jake is......................................
i'll tell you as soon as i know.
no joke. she's looking through the phone book to find someone's number to see if i was in town a while ago. because i'm dumb enough to charge gas in huntsville. OMFG SHE'S SUCH A NAZI!!! :
so cruised with tiki today. that was vondaval. we had a great sing along and i took her to josh's.
i would like to be shot in the face.
i saw danny on the way home he was riding his bike or something... across 150... or was about to. that was so neat. i love that kid. especially his hole.
i talked to my favorite columbians. i decided to marry diego estrada. you can't stop me. mary has like 70987209867023470529876 husbands to be... sorry, wi-i-i-i-lbur, this one's mine.
i talked to joseyface today and it turns out our favorite anti-sailor... who, by the way ladies, swore at me (some morals on that chap, eh?)... yeh our favorite anti-sailor tried to talk to josey today. grrr. josh. you still owe me that kiss. a promise is a promise. not even MARY can make you back out of that one.
we talked about my favorite cause of death in sociology and the class retard was the nicest of the bunch. sloan me to go outside and have my cry and then to go to the bathroom (swell gal), and according to erika 2 girls were like "why is she crying?" "iunno. weird." and captain irritating was like "you guys don't know, she may have lost someone." and while it's sickeningly obvious and mildly intrusive of her... it was sweet. but whateva it's cool. and mad props to erika for making sure i was ok. i love you guh.
that was pretty much my day.
from the bowels of auschwitz
Current Mood: kill me in the head. again.
1st April 2004
yesterday was eventful. :
i got a ticket.
mountainbrook and homewood SUCK BALLS.
mary is my love. and i can dance. i will be the next britney spears.
katie pigg is my goddess...
i am sore.
today i found out i'm not ivy league material... thanks mom for getting my hopes up. i wouldn't have gone there anyway. eff you sea kay why oh you, william and mary (the college, not the people).
katie ronan ~ "omg i hope he doesn't fly a plane through my house!"
katie "no seriously"
i'm going antiking. because it's got tiki in it.
kill me i'm lame
Current Mood: busy
30th March 2004
29th March 2004
I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!
she looks like that blueberry girl from willy wonka. i'll call her blue! :
>we got hosed, tommy, we got hosed.
i love mary rubio!
erika: what? why are you moving your leg?
me: you're on lucy!
erika: oh GEEZ! sorry.
me: it's ok. she's just touchy about that
me: no really, it's cool. her mouth was full or she would have told you to stop.
me: *realizes what i said* laughter
buddy of mine: i had a real weird dream last night
ponchoZU: i have that effect
buddy of mine: you were in it actually
ponchoZU: do i wanna know?
buddy of mine: im running away from a badger with a chainsaw
buddy of mine: the little fucker just about catches up with me and then it exploades
buddy of mine: then i see you standing there with a smoking shotgun
buddy of mine: then we hug
buddy of mine: and i kiss you, then i woke up
buddy of mine: its funny though, you've kissed all my friends
ponchoZU: i know
buddy of mine: even *person who's name i'm not supposed to mention*
buddy of mine: you and your smoking guns and smokin lips
and yes. kalah did tell me that the retard had a boner. OMFG!!!!!!!!!
hey. josh josey.
i love you. peep me, baby?
( this is another thing that made my spring breakCollapse )
Current Mood: vondaval
JOSH JOSEY!!! EAT ME!!!!!
This is you fate! You will somehow die in some
impossible manner and will be resurrected in a
full body transplant...except the body will be
a Peep. We're sorry. We know you wanted to be
a bunny, but you will have to settle for being
a purple chick one.
What is your Fate?
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Current Mood: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
28th March 2004
hotsex is my favorite
i loved my week and weekend. :
i love vestavia and meeting new chris boys from mountain brook.
kill me in the head twice mary seriously is my favorite person.
when she gives me the rest of the pictures we took last night... i'll show them to you...
i climbed a wall and got new underwear... and everyone who's seen it likes it.
and i got katie's birthday gift. i miss you tk. and i tried to call and wish you happy bday but your phone was off and mine is dead now.
i'm going back out with mary now.
Current Mood: BEST EVER
27th March 2004
finally the oak mtn pictures to remember. thanks to mary rubio. i love you.
pigballs... i love, you mary. :
sarah likes to tap that ass!
and that was my spring break, folks.
Current Mood: busy
me and adam talked again. and guess waht it wasn't good.
and after the talk, complete with utter B.S. from adam... i was inspired to create the following masterpieces: :
wait, they don't love you like i love you
ummmm wow :
last night went as follows:
hooters with chele.
meet jacob and sean. see clint (oh joy)
"cruising" with sean and chele.
get extremely freaked out by sean because he's so sure he's going to score with me... and wants to make sure chele doesn't feel left out.
sleep... kind of.
end up at chele's work for a few hours.
last night was about the creepiest night ever... but it was still fun.
many thanks to ricky and renan for taking me home. you are life savers.
i saw matty and lauren at publix. you guys make me smile.
Current Mood: not really sure what went on..
26th March 2004
i just brought in the mail. :
i have a year of outpatient psychotherapy. wahoo. thanks a billion mom.
on top of that... they sent me an application for admission to a mental health institution. wahoo. i'm psyched. literally. today just keeps getting better.
EFF EWE VEGAS!!!!
eff ewe and your non chalant, i-prefer-girls-in-jeans-and-a-t-shirt, no-i-will-not-drive-down-and-dress-up-fo :
eff ewe. eff ewe. eff ewe. eff ewe.
my mom is out of town. who wants to come over?
EXCEPT for chrisvegas
EDIT: and i even forgot the part where he's taking hannah to his. grrrrrr!!!! josua... cheer me up. i love you.
Current Mood: m.a.d.
are we over it yet? it's really no biggie... i just want to see some smiles.
i adore you both... so can't we all just get along?